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quotes.push("There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ~ Albert Schweitzer");

quotes.push("The smallest feline is a masterpiece. ~ Leonardo Da Vinci");

quotes.push("There are no ordinary cats. ~ Colette");

quotes.push("Cat: A pygmy lion who loathes mice, hates dogs, and patronises human beings. ~ Oliver Herford");

quotes.push("Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched. ~ Miguel de Cervantes");

quotes.push("Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ~ Joseph Wood Krutch");

quotes.push("All cats are grey in the dark. ~ Thomas Lodge");

quotes.push("Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar they use. ~ Mark Twain");

quotes.push("A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. ~ Mark Twain");

quotes.push("Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~ Jeff Valdez");

quotes.push("Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse. ~ Don Addis");

quotes.push("If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich. ~ African Proverb");

quotes.push("The cat is a lion to the mouse. ~ Albanian proverb");

quotes.push("You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. ~ American proverb Colonial");

quotes.push("There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. ~ Anonymous");

quotes.push("There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~ Unknown");

quotes.push("Here's a thought: Does the Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk? ~ Unknown");

quotes.push("The cat was created when the lion sneezed. ~ Arab Myth");

quotes.push("To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction--and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. ~ Stephen Baker");

quotes.push("The real measure of a day's heat is the length of a sleeping cat. ~ Charles J. Brady");

quotes.push("'Can you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here,' asked Alice. 'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the cat. ~ Lewis Carroll");

quotes.push("All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws. ~ Chinese Proverb");

quotes.push("Way down deep we are all motivated by the same urges, Cats have the courage to live by them. ~ Jim Davis ");

quotes.push("In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats. ~ English Proverb");

quotes.push("Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~ Joseph Wood Krutch");

quotes.push("The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ~ Paula Poundstone");

quotes.push("A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. ~ Author Unknown");

quotes.push("When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me? ~ Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1580");

quotes.push("If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~ J.A. McIntosh");

quotes.push("A cat pours his body on the floor like water. ~ William Lyon Phelps");

quotes.push("I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.  A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. ~ Jules Verne");

quotes.push("There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~ Jules Champfleury");

quotes.push("Cats come and go without ever leaving. ~ Martha Curtis");

quotes.push("The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity. ~ Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon");

quotes.push("If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ~ Lemony Snicket");

quotes.push("Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.  True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ~ Missy Dizick");

quotes.push("You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.  You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.  Do you understand this?  And radio operates exactly the same way:  you send signals here, they receive them there.  The only difference is that there is no cat. ~ Albert Einstein");

quotes.push("It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. ~ Adlai Stevenson");

quotes.push("Kittens can happen to anyone. ~ Paul Gallico");

quotes.push("I have studied many philosophers and many cats.  The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~ Hippolyte Taine");

quotes.push("There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. ~ Dan Greenberg");

quotes.push("Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats. ~ Robert Brault, robertbrault.com");

quotes.push("Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur? ~ Irish Saying");

quotes.push("The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat. ~ Michael McGarel");

quotes.push("The cat does not offer services.  The cat offers itself.  Of course he wants care and shelter.  You don't buy love for nothing.  Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. ~ William S. Burroughs");

quotes.push("A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand. ~ Proverb");

quotes.push("One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. ~ Mark Twain");

quotes.push("I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value. ~ Author Unknown");

quotes.push("I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream. ~ William Shakespeare, Henry IV");

quotes.push("A beating heart and an angel's soul, covered in fur. ~ Lexie Saige");

quotes.push("If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. ~ Martin Buxbaum");

quotes.push("An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. ~ Carl Van Vechten");

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